Text message flirting example

Last night, I met this girl, and the arctic chill has hit, so everyone is bundled up. Just had to set the stage. I told her we were getting married in Vegas, I bantered with her friend, got her to like me too, called my boys over to wing for me, and I got her number and told her how things were going to go between us. I told her I'd text her giving her a cute pet name, and we talked about Borat, and funny accents. That should cover everything... Oh yeah, I also planned a tenuous date for Monday, depending on if she goes to a Clippers game. I told her if not, we will continue to text until we finally get to meet up, and it will be great. Also had her pull her hand out of her jacket a few times just to high five me, so my kino was good, even though it was awkward for her.

Me:Hey Tiger! It's such a nice day, the sun is shining, the air is warm.. wait... no.. It's still damn cold! I want my money back! kisses!

Her:Yeah, it is cold! Did you have fun last night?

Me:Of course! I ALWAYS have fun. I danced on the moon and sang songs about love while doves flew overhead. It was quite a time. Sorry you missed it... kisses!

(That didn't really happen, but it was probably better than telling her I made it a point to flirt with other girls...)

Her:Wow that does sound like quite a night! I thought I was going to freeze and turn into an ice cube. Luckily I did not.

Me:Well, with that puffy blue coat you had on.. I figured your inner marshmellow would stay toasted. You are now my little smore! He he! Yum! kisses!

(I wasn't sure how well this would go over...)

Her:Aw I've never been anyones smore before! You're so sweet fiance. :)

Me:I AM a charmer. I've never had anyone be my smore before. I hope it isn't too awkward.. Be gentle.. It's my first time.. ;-) kisses!

Her:I'll try and be as gentle as a bunny but I can't make any promises.

Me:A bunny eh? Well.. Ok, I think we can make this work, but I'm going to need flowers, some candles, maybe poetry.. I'm not easy you know. I'm classy! kisses!

(I LOVED this part! I turned things all sexual, then told her I'm not easy. Very subtle push/pull style. "Let her out, then reel her in!")

Her:I can't help it when the inner tiger in me wants to come out. After all that is the pet name you chose for me. But I think I can do candles. I like candles.

Me:Forget candles, we will have a fountain, bubbling softly next to us, with a sweet scent permeating the air while soft music dances around us! kisses!

(I just got a fountain, so I was trying to prepare her for when she gets to my house. Nothing like making dreams into reality!)

Her:You are a cheeseball. :)

Me:You're totally in love with me, I'm adorable! You kinda match though. We can bask in each other's awesomeness! I think this is gonna go well, yes? kisses!

(Cockier than I honestly felt comfortable with, but I got away with it, so...)

Her:Well you are completely adorable. Its hard to deny the truth. And since we both talk in funny accents we will definitely mesh well.

Me:Actually, seeing as how you think I'm adorable, I'm going to tell you a secret, but you have to promise not to tell. Promise? kisses!

Her:Kk i promise

Me:I think you are cute beyond all reason, and I can't wait to hang out with you! But don't tell anyone, it'll ruin my image! kisses!

(Good to open yourself up a little, no? Statement of intent for Juggler fans, baring one's weak spot in an alpha way for David DeAngelo fans)

Her:Aw thanks and don't worry, your secrets safe with me.

Me:I'm glad I can trust you. I hope I can find some free time this week. If Monday falls through, I know I'm free next sunday, might work out. Then, fountains! kisses!

Her:Yay! I'm sure i can find time to pencil you into my busy schedule.

Me:Well I am charmed! I should probably get on with my day, but my shower's broken.. Not a good way to start the day.. kisses!

Her:Okie dokie. Have a good smelly day!

Me:Ha! I'll find someone with a shower I can use.. I'm bound and determined! Or.. Much axe.. Ha! Just got a text from my friend! I'll smell good yet! kisses!

Her:Good good. Have a bee-ooo-tee-ful day.

Me:You too! Try to behave, and I will do the same! See you soon. kisses!

All in all, I enjoyed it! This is why I don't make phone calls, text is SO much easier to do, you can think, and be far wittier than you could in real time. Plus, that first text message was sent to 4 girls, this conversation just happened to be the most fun.

Viel Glueck!

Justin